What a coincidence...

I was on Omegle just now and this conversation happened:



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: what you up to?
Stranger: watching youtube videos
You: cool
You: you got a favourite YouTuber?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: you?
You: never thought about it really
Stranger: have you heard of theborzoi?
You: yeah
Stranger: what do you think of him?
You: pretty cool, I guess
Stranger: do you think he's attractive?
You: I dunno
You: I'm a straight guy, so...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I'm not a guy
You: I guessed
You: rarely does a male ask if another male is attractive
Stranger: I live in the same city as theborzoi
You: is he a friend?
Stranger: not really
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: I've never spoken to him
Stranger: I've never even met him
You: have you contacted him about a possible meetup?
Stranger: I don't think he would
You: you never know unless you ask
Stranger: true
Stranger: I'm too scared though
You: why?
You: just ask to meet in a public place
Stranger: that's not what I mean
You: hmm?
Stranger: I kind of have a crush on him
You: oh
You: and you say you live in the same city?
Stranger: yeah
You: what's your YT account?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: I don't want to tell you
You: why not?
Stranger: you might message him and tell him about me
Stranger: do you have an account?
You: yep
Stranger: do you make videos?
You: I do
Stranger: what's your account?
You: You probably wouldn't believe me if I told you
Stranger: why?
Stranger: are you going to say you're fred or smosh?
You: no
You: I'm definitely not that well known
You: I'm not even on the most subscribed list
Stranger: then why won't I believe you
You: because I'm him
Stranger: who?
You: TheBorzoi
Stranger: that's not funny
You: I told you
Stranger: you think this is a joke don't you?
You: no, I really don't
Stranger: I bet you're one of those people that takes pleasure in teasing other people's emotions
You: I'm not
You: this is weird for me
Stranger: fuck you
You: I never thought I would find someone who watches my videos here let alone someone from Gloucester
Stranger: you deserve to be stabbed
Stranger: it's not nice pretending to be someone you're not
You: I'm not pretending to be anyone
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I can't really blame the person for not believing I was me.