So, here's my Skype contact list. Like most, I've decided to keep everyone anonymous, yet trying to make them obvious enough so at least the person it's about knows who it is.
This was started by Tara.
1. Stop taunting me with those action figures! >_<
2. I would write something about you, but I can't actually think of anything to say.
3. Why won't you wake up when I tell you to? Our night in bed together must have been very tiring, eh? ;)
4. Why are all of our conversations somehow related to Sonic?
5. We first spoke when I answered a Skype call and you thought I was that person's father. Since then we seem to randomly burst into mostly pointless conversations.
6. We haven't spoken for a while. Not since the days when Stickam was sizzling...
7. I'm worried about letting you stay in my house.
8. Why the hell are you still on my contact list? I hate you. You're being removed right now...
9. People keep calling you and you never answer. How do I know this? Because I always answer it.
10. I can't believe I gambled mod status with you over a game of blockles.
11. You're probably the only regular in my live that's been there since I first started going live on Stickam. Also, you're a whore. I'm only saying that because you requested it though.
12. You were in my house and I didn't know until three days later.
13. We don't speak much any more. I miss that. You also still have my gloves.
14. Why is your Skype pic STILL my poster?
15. Why won't you accept my friend request on Facebook?
16. You never work. You should be telling me people's Twitter updates.
17. Stop rating my videos 1 star.
18. You keep calling me and telling me you're going to join my live on Stickam but you never do. Why?
19. You haven't been online forever and you haven't made a video since forever. I WAS YOUR FIRST SUBSCRIBER DAMNIT, WHERE'S MY ENTERTAINMENT!!??
20. I miss when you used to come in my live. We rarely talk now.
21. I somehow doubt you wouldn't work out this one was about you even if I mentioned your name, Jed.
22. STOP TAUNTING ME WITH THAT PS3. WHERE'S MINE?????
23. I hate you.
24. You never answer my texts. It's like you've forgotten about me or you're deliberately trying to not talk to me.
25. Please use Skype instead of MSN. It's so much better. While you're at it, don't bore me to sleep like you did today.
Those aren't all my contacts, in case you didn't guess.
4 comments:
I found me.
i dont see me on there :O:O:O
haha i know which one i am!
Mine is a bit obvious, it's even quoted on my YouTube channel xD
And by chance, tis my lucky number (or one of them) as well :P
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